Jets bring in influencer Hannah C Palmer to cheer up struggling franchise, Shaq's finances & EMU smashes wall

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What happens when the New York Jets bring in one of the world's most beautiful Instagram models, Hannah C. Palmer, to attend a game and get the boys charged up? Nothing. The Jets lost, again, Sunday, to the Raiders after Kirk Cousins torched them with three touchdown passes.

Hannah had full access to MetLife to see the team get ready for its game. She was in the locker room trying to influence this team to play defense, play inspired ball. It was futile.

"Out of all teams the jets come on," one fan wrote on Instagram, noting how useless it is to try to will the Jets to a victory. We're talking about a franchise that hasn't had a winning record since 2015. At 2-6, they're not going to be over .500 this year.

That brings me to the next question: How does an influencer end up at a Jets game and how much does it cost to bring her in? Is she dating someone connected to the team? Most likely. There's no other explanation for any woman with over 1 million Instagram followers to be anywhere near the Jets.

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Imagine my surprise last night after pulling up to Dick's for basketball shoes (yes, I know you'll never step foot inside a Dick's because they don't sell ammo; I've heard that line hundreds of times) and seeing at least 7-10 people camping out at Best Buy.

The checkout kid at Dick's said it might be for Pokémon cards. That made sense. Weird, but I get it.

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Then, after getting home, I was told by Screencaps the III & Mrs. Screencaps that Nintendo is releasing a new "Legend of Zelda" game. After a little investigating, I learned that thousands of people are camping out around the country, and Toronto, to get the game like we're living in the late 1990s.

This is actually refreshing. Instead of sitting at home on the couch and hitting a couple of buttons on the Amazon app, people are using their survival skills to obtain video games like the old days.

By the way, what's up with basketball shoes these days, specifically the colors? Are high school boys wearing pink shoes? There are like five color options and 95% of the shoes are in colors that make them look like they were made for girls.

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• Nick asks: What is with your state electing a lush for Governor that locked it down during COVID, and a fossil for the Senate that was kicked to the curb 2 years ago? I'm not picking on Ohio, as other red states embarrassed themselves just the same, if not more, but I was just curious of your take.

Kinsey: Vivek was just that bad of a candidate. Unlikeable. Zero relatable skills to the common man. I'm not even sure Vivek had a ground team in battleground areas like where I live. I saw very, very few Vivek signs. There was zero energy for him. Honestly, I think people are scare