Retired NFL star takes one look at Madison Beer & gets why Herbert's struggling, ALCS empty seats & NFL memes

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Make it make sense. Herbert's QB rating since entering the NFL has never dropped below 93.2. His completion percentage has never been lower than 65%. Through five weeks of the 2026 season, the Chargers QB's completion percentage is below 60% and his QB rating is an eye-opening 70.2.

We're talking absolutely stunningly terrible stats.

MADISON BEER IS BEING ACCUSED OF RUINING JUSTIN HERBERT'S CAREER, SAD EAGLES FANS & YANKEES FANS FIGHTING

But, now, it's all starting to make sense to guys like Ochocinco who had no idea what's waiting for Herbert when he gets home – his fiancée Madison Beer. Here's what happened when Ocho took one look at Beer to see what's going on.

"Let me see what she looks like… OH SH*T! I dont too much put cream in my coffee, but I get it," the former Bengals wide receiver told Shannon Sharpe.

Guys, I've been saying it over and over since those training camp videos surfaced. I even went out and found a body language expert to tell me what was going on between Herbert and Beer. The body language expert swore that the camp hangouts were positive.

I was of the opinion that Herbert's brain is scrambled right now. It looks like I've been proven right. Perhaps I'm the expert here. I have 20 years of Internet experience to tell me that a QB's not focused. Through five weeks, it's advantage old Internet guy.

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This story was relayed in the text group this morning. One of the guys we go on golf trips with found himself out for a dinner cruise with his wife the other night. After a seafood dinner, he decided to take a shortcut home by going a different route around an island between Toledo and Monroe, MI.

Yep, he hit a sandbar. Yep, he has a big boat. Three hours later, he received the bill: $10,800.

I've never owned a boat. Is that high?

– Michael C. h

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