Burrito-eating record smashed, Elizabeth Holmes doc trailer captivates the nation, fictional dog list debate

Happy Post-Labor Tuesday edition of to you, a real bittersweet day on the ol' "The Far Side" desk calendar, if ever there was one.

It's the symbolic end of summer, but with that comes football (and more importantly, hockey), and what a weekend it was.

But even though Summer '26 is pretty much over, I've saved one summertime ritual for September: a road trip.

My wife and I (plus another passenger I will get into in a moment) will be driving from Orlando, Florida, to Pennsylvania Dutch Country to celebrate my old man retiring after 35 years of service in law enforcement.

Also, there's an Iron Maiden concert nearby, but that was just a very happy coincidence.

I wouldn't miss it for the world, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to still try to save a few bucks.

The original plan was to fly, and it was two things: inconvenient for when we were going and expensive.

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So, I convinced my wife that it would be better to drive over two days.

But I also convinced her that we could save even more cheddar if we brought our French bulldog, Carl, with us.

Now, the numbers check out. I stand by that. I'm also excited to give our newish Ford Bronco Sport a proper long-distance test. However, I'm starting to sweat it a little because if this road trip doesn't go off without a hitch, I will hear about it for the rest of my life.

And I mean, I won't get a break from "...remember how you made us drive to Pennsylvania?" ending any semi-heated discussion until I settle into a pine box for the ol' dirt nap.

I think it'll be good. I've planned it out to avoid traffic in major cities and also to make sure we're on the road so I can listen to F1 practice on the radio (don't tell my wife that part, though).

Hopefully, it's entirely uneventful, and the biggest issue we encounter is a free continental breakfast somewhere in the wilds of North Carolina with a broken waffle iron.

Anyway, enough about my yapping... actually, that's a lie, but we will move on to yapping about other stuff.

I went to see "Coyote vs. Acme" this weekend (which was great), and that meant sitting through about half an hour of trailers, ads, and Nicole Kidman waxing poetic about the magic of movies.

Half an hour before a movie that was only an hour and forty minutes...

Anyway, none of those trailers hold a candle to the one that dropped on Monday for awkward-moment GOAT Nathan Fielder's documentary about disgraced tech leader Elizabeth Holmes, "You Can See Everything."

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Even if you don't know what it's about, it might make your skin crawl; if you do, it will absolutely make you squirm.

Holmes famously lied a lot about her company Theranos' capabilities and defrauded people out of millions, which landed her in the clink.

So, her staring at Fielder, talking about how she wouldn't deceive him? Yeah, it feels a little like you're looking at a female Hannibal Lecter with a more socially acceptable diet.

The three-hour documentary got rave reviews in its surprise screening, but more importantly, it birthed a slew of memes.

Well, I think I'll have to clear a couple of hours and check that puppy out when it comes out in October.