LPGA star Charley Hull ditches the links for a bikini girls trip, Dolphins-Bengals fan fight & 'Bama no-call!

'Nightcaps' is a daily column that catches you up on the biggest sports, news and culture stories you may have missed while pretending to do work at your desk. It runs Monday-Friday on OutKick.com.

And just like that, we're already into the double-digits of October.

Lordy. Time won't slow down, will it? Not even for a second. One minute, you're firing up the grill for Labor Day, and the next you're trying to explain to your kids that we can't carve pumpkins yet because it's still 85 degrees in Florida and they'll rot before sundown tomorrow.

Before you know it, we'll be carving turkeys and decking the halls. Slow down, October. Please. We're not ready yet!

On that note, welcome to a Monday Nightcaps — the one where LPGA star Charley Hull dusts off her fall bikini and has a girls' weekend before getting back to the links.

Patriot.

What else? I've got the refs ruining another college football classic in Tuscaloosa Saturday night (shocker!), Dolphins and Bengals fans got INTO it yesterday at Hard Rock Stadium, and how did Falcons fans enjoy their first Tua Tagovailoa experience last night?

I feel your pain ... literally. I watched it for five years. Nobody in this league loves to throw the ball directly to the opposing team quite like Tua. It's uncanny.

I'm so sorry.

OK, grab you a map for Columbus Day (!!!), and settle in for a Monday 'Cap!

I don't talk much politics in this class anymore, but that's funny. The Libs just refuse to be normal. They refuse to define a woman, and refuse to call it "Columbus Day," even though we literally called it that for decades.

Somewhere along the way (2020, probably), it became offensive, and the buzz phrase "Indigenous Peoples" was introduced to the world. What a time to be alive. What a hill to die on.

Anyway, it's just funny to me. We do this every year. You really wanna go down a wormhole? Go look up what different states call this day. In Hawaii, for example, it's referred to as "Discoverers' Day."

It's all silly to me. The gaslighting. The pandering. The nonsense. It's not that serious, folks. Lighten up. Can we all please just be normal again?

And that's your Columbus Day Ted Talk. You are welcome!

OK, let's hop in our own boats and head east to check in on LPGA star, Charley Hull, who took the weekend off to enjoy some R&R with the ladies:

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Once again, Charley Hull doesn't miss. What a content run out of the best LPGA golfer on the planet right now. What a heater. She even spoke to OutKick a few weeks back and BLASTED the losers who were throwing a tantrum over Sydney Sweeney's naked Novig commercial.

"The amount of backlash that [it] is getting, I just don't understand the way people's brains work," the worlds 8th-ranked female golfer said of the ridiculous reactions from other female athletes who completely overreacted.

"They're making a big deal out of nothing. It's an actress slash model modeling for an advert. And I think she owns the company as well," Hull added.

Patriot.

In a world full of gaslighters who cry foul over a gambling commercial, be more like Charley Hull and Sydney Sweeney.

Choose your fighter(s), America.

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