Madison Beer heckled by Chargers fans during Disney show, Madden impressions & Rays reporter Aileen Hnatiuk!

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Final Hump Day of October, boys and girls. Feels like we just started what is, objectively, the greatest month of the year — and now it's just about over.

Sad. You know what's even worse? An even bigger punch to the gut?

Look at what I walked into at the Lowe's down the street yesterday afternoon:

Disgusting behavior. I get it, by the way. Don't get me wrong. Save your, "This is how advertising works!" emails. I know. I gotcha.

Doesn't make it any more palatable, though. Lowe's has already turned the page on Halloween. In fact, not pictured is the giant tent out in the parking lot that they've already got set up.

That's the Christmas tree (!!!) tent, and it's been up since last week. As Mike Gundy once said, "Where are we at in society today?!"

Anyway ...

Welcome to a Hump Day Nightcaps — the one where Justin Herbert's fiancee, Madison Beer, hears it from sad Chargers fans during her performance at Disneyland.

Happiest Place on Earth my butt!

What else? I've also got Nic Cage portraying the late John Madden (I use 'portray' loosely), Rays fans under fire for being swallowed by Brewers fans, and OutKick legend Aileen Hnatiuk may have single-handedly willed Tampa to a Game 5 last night.

You'll see.

OK, grab you a pumpkin beer for our final Hump Day class of October, and let's get this show on the road.

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No stalling today. As I've said, time ain't our side right now. We've all got things to do and pumpkins to carve before Mariah Carey invades our homes for the next two months.

So, let's start with the NFL ...

If you would've told me in August that the Colts and Chargers would be the two most embarrassing teams in the league by Halloween, I would've said you were NUTS. I'd just naturally assume it was my Dolphins, but they've been more than respectable this season.

Most ethical tank job of all time. Well done, Miami.

Yesterday, the Colts started their fire-sale, and I assume the Chargers ain't far behind. They're coming off a bye week, and now get to play the Rams. When they lose, I wouldn't be surprised to see Mike McDaniel canned.

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Even as a miserable Dolphins fan who was ready to see McDaniel go, I'll admit, I'm a little shocked at just how bad they've looked on offense this season. For years, the debate was, "Tua or Herbert?" The answer, it seems, is neither. They both stink.

Trust me, I have a ton of Herbert in fantasy this year, and my teams STINK. He's looked genuinely terrible.

Which brings me to his fiancée, Madison Beer ...

Welcome to hell, Madison! And I ain't talking about Disneyland:

"FIX THE CHARGERS!" has got to be such a deflating thing to hear if you're Madison Beer performing at Disneyland. She signed on for a great season, and it's just been pure misery week in and week out.

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