Somehow, the Miami Hurricanes have done it again with yet another Heisman-level quarterback

I remember it like it was yesterday.

January 13, 2024. I was at a friend's birthday party with a group of fans representing each of the "Big 3" Florida schools (Miami, Florida, and Florida State).

Being a Gator fan, I was relishing in joining my fellow fanatics and Seminole supporters mocking the Miami contingent that they had whiffed on all their quarterback targets in the transfer portal.

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As we laughed and reveled in their misery, a notification flashed across everyone's phone screen that changed the tide of the night in favor of the Canes fans.

"BREAKING: Cam Ward, the ex-Washington State QB, heading to Miami."

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The Hurricanes had found their guy, but after a Heisman-level season in 2024, their one year rental was off to the NFL Draft.

So Miami's rivals fired up the trolls once again, and towards the end of the portal period, it looked like the Hurricanes were going to have to eat crow.

That is, until they plucked Georgia quarterback Carson Beck from the ranks of the NFL Draft.

Then the Canes rode another late transfer pickup to within a quarter of winning the national championship.

So when Miami and Mario Cristobal were without a signal caller heading into the teeth of the offseason, we all knew better than to gloat.

And that proved to be the right decision, as the Canes once again persuaded an NFL Draft hopeful - this time Duke transfer Darian Mensah - to hop in the boat in Coral Gables.

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Mensah was given a king's ransom to make his way down to South Florida, and so far, though it's only been one game, that investment is looking to be paying dividends.

I think I speak for the rest of college football when I ask: how do the Canes keep doing this?

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I'm reminded of the famous scene from "Breaking Bad," when Aaron Paul's character screams "HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!"

Granted, Miami played a Stanford team that was missing half its roster due to injury and probably isn't much to write home about even when fully healthy.

But those numbers would look good in a 7-on-7 scrimmage, let alone in a conference game on the road three time zones from home.

Mensah looked as good as the numbers suggested, too, ripping NFL-level throws and distributing the ball to his myriad playmakers, namely wide receiver Malachi Toney.

Somehow, some way, Cristobal and the Canes have another quarterback who can realistically win the Heisman trophy and lead them on a deep Playoff run.

The schedule for Miami won't offer a ton of resistance either; there will be far more Stanford-level teams than Pl