Jelly Roll picked a fight with Trump fans and may have Bud Lighted himself

When country music artist Jelly Roll guest-hosted The Jimmy Kimmel Show from August 24–27 and , it unleashed fury from country music fans and the presidents supporters — fury sparked just in time to energize Trump voters for the midterm elections this year.

The fury at Jelly Roll isnt because he doesnt think like us; we tend to be free thinkers over here on the right. Rather, the big dude with all the face tattoos is — plot twist — actually not authentic at all.

And one of the things many country music fans and supporters of this president have in common is the high premium we place on authenticity. We value it, were loyal to it, and we can sniff out a fake.

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Few people understood the value of authenticity better than the late, great Dolly Parton. She never charted a course set by someone elses agenda just to fit in.

We dont have to ask what shed do if given Jimmy Kimmels microphone. In a 2018 ABC interview, she told us, "I learned a long time ago, keep your damn mouth shut if you want to stay in show business. Im not in politics, Im an entertainer."

Thats why America will always love Dolly, and the shelf life on Jelly is starting to stink.

Incidentally, it turns out Mr. Roll (is that the proper way to address him?) does, in fact, have a real name — Jason DeFord. However, somebody decided "Jelly" was the way to go for a 41-year-old.

Go figure.

After getting criticized for meeting with then-President-elect Trump at a UFC fight at Madison Square Garden in 2024, Jelly Roll made it a point to emphasize that hes not political at all. He said while his parents never pushed him to vote, "they did push respecting the president though."

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So excuse us for not laughing when he flipped his own script on the fans who made him famous, then pretended to be surprised we dont get his "jokes" — and by jokes, he meant a monologue of cheap shots aimed at the president. His highlight reel included trashing the presidents poll numbers, mocking his weight — never mind that, not too long ago, there were 300 pounds of Jelly — and, of course, the lefts faithful favorite, Trumps a racist.

Talking about the presidents appearance at the Freedom 250 Grand Prix in Washington, D.C., Jelly Roll said, "But the president seemed to enjoy the IndyCar race, which was a real switch up for him, because normally he only likes his own race."

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If liberals could start recycling some new lies, that would be great. This ones getting old.

Surprised, or just playing the part, Jelly Roll called the backlash from fans "the weirdest thing Ive ever done to st