PGA wife Jena Sims joins the Respect Summer fight against seasonal creep, Urlacher's son is a stud & Luck

Welcome to the first Saturday Screencaps of September where you can feel the energy running through the veins of red-blooded Americans who realize we are about to drop into the vortex of the football season. Life changes today. Your life schedule changes this morning.

There are eight noon eastern kickoffs to consume today. There are two more 12:30 kicks to keep you degenerates happy followed by the equally loaded 3:30 window for you to make up your losses from the noon bets.

Please enjoy those patios. Enjoy the food. And for those of us who don't live in the deep south or in Texas, go enjoy summer. Watch those games at outdoor bars. Find a window to suck down margaritas with your wives when there's a break in the action. Soak it all in, fellas.

SPICY SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM LOVES OUR VETS AND FOOTBALL SEASON, 380-POUND HIGH SCHOOL TANK & SAD RUTGERS FIREWORKS

• I'm out on Herbstreit's dog content. You know I love dogs and I'm a Herbie fan because we share similar SW Ohio roots. That said, the dog content era from him has gone far enough. If you're like me, the bad news is that you are about to be inundated with Peter content. The dog now has a sponsorship deal with Hertz.

• For those of you who read Friday Screencaps, I hope you got Toledo +10 for the PUSH. I didn't even bet the game, but I was sweating that one because I'd recommended taking the points.

• Do you guys miss the score ticker on ESPN games? Now that we live in a quad box world on YouTubeTV, I see the other scores on the screen anyway. Between two TVs, I'm consuming plenty of scores to not need ESPN's ticker.

• Would you blame Bama fans if they stayed home today? It's supposed to be 95 degrees in Tuscaloosa with the heat index expected to approach 110. Bama is a 27.5-point favorite. I have no problem with a half-full stadium. There's no need dying, folks.

• Guys, be like Jena Sims. We feature her on Screencaps and Nightcaps for a reason. She's one of us. She gets us. She's married to a guy who's one of us. She lives like us. She has the same mindset as us.

JENA SIMS KEEPS THE WHOLESOME GOLF CONTENT COMING AS SHE LEAVES IT ALL ON THE COURSE DOING THE WORM

I about fainted Friday when I saw this video of Jena literally jumping on MY Respect Summer® bandwagon. It was complete validation to everything I've been fighting for over the last five years within this column as the Home Goods, At Home and Michaels shoppers continue to disrespect summer.

For Jena to come out as this strong of a supporter means that my energy hasn't been a waste. It's resonating. It means something. The fight was worth having. Thank you Jena, and thank you to all the Screencaps readers who have joined the fight.

Now go throw away your wife's pumpkin spice candles.

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