Olivia Dunne pours beers like a patriot while her LSU tigers run up the score, Gator Bait & Lane's subtle shot

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"The Week 1 college football schedule stinks, the NCAA needs to try a little harder next time!"

Idiot. Goodness, I was an IDIOT Friday. That was my into this glorious first weekend of college football.

The schedule wasn't great. On paper, it wasn't.

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Of course, college football games are played on the field, and they never, ever disappoint. Simpletons like myself look at the paper and see "Western Michigan-Michigan" and think we're in for a snoozer.

And then the Big Ten refs slap you across the face and tell you to SNAP OUT OF IT. What a game! What a weekend. And how about the Ole Miss-Louisville shootout from last night?

How lucky are we? How great is college football. Welcome back, old friend. Let's have a season.

Welcome to a Labor Day Nightcaps — the one where Olivia Dunne serves up booze while Lane Kiffin serves up an a–kicking to Clemson and poor Dabo Swinney.

Lordy, what a mismatch.

What else? I've got the Florida Gators reviving a lib-triggering chant, the field for last night's game in Nashville was disgraceful, and how great is the ESPN broadcasting team of Sean McDonough and Greg McIlroy?

I said it last year, and I'll say it again today: If those two are on a call, expect fireworks. Every time. It never fails.

OK, grab you one final summer beer before the unofficial calendar tuns to fall at 12 a.m., and settle in for a special holiday 'Cap!

Look, it's a holiday. You're all (hopefully) grilling/drinking/both right now, and paying very little attention to this class.

Trust me, I don't take it personally.

Because of that, we're gonna keep it short and simple. We all have things to do and more football to watch. Lord knows I do.

So, let's go ahead and get this Labor Day party started with Olivia Dunne returning to her roots and pouring some ice cold Miller Lites for the Tiger faithful before LSU absolutely annihilated Clemson on Saturday:

OutKick pointed this out months ago, but it's worth repeating today: Miller Lite partnering with Livvy Dunne to promote their beer was the smartest move a beer company has made in quite some time.

Look at the Bud Light fiasco from a few years back. I'm pretty sure Bud is still trying to recover. I'm not sure they ever fully will.

Miller saw that, took some notes, used their brains, and decided to bring in Olivia Dunne this year instead. It worked out perfectly with Lane Kiffin going to LSU, too.

Talk about a 1-2 punch!

Speaking of Lane at LSU ... those with good hearing caught this little remark during his halftime interview of Saturday's blowout win against Clemson:

Amazing.

Look, I'm no l